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To celebrate our new trial users:
In a long forgotten part of the Himalayas, a secret ceremony is held by monks from the long-lost Urok tribe.
As the sun rises they painstakingly start picking 500 lotus petals to float down the River of Dreams.
Peace to you
Then 500 doves are released to bring good karma to all our trial users.
After that, 500 beacons are lit. And finally, before everyone's completely KNACKERED.
The head monk, whose age no one knows, grabs his cane (you can see it if you look in the picture), holds it like a microphone and starts singing:
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, and struts around as if he’s Mick Jagger.
What's that noise?
Problem is… the monk has a terrible voice.
It’s so bad animals stop what they’re doing and look up.
Then he sings another line and all hell breaks loose.
Animals start running frantically in all directions to get away.
You see birds flying as high as they can to escape the noise.
Fish dive deeper looking for sanctuary.
And tribe members desperately try to muffle the sound.
The ONLY way to stop him is by confirming your email.
So for the sake of the animals, the birds, the fish and the rest of the tribe – please confirm your email.
Thanks for confirming it. 🙂
A Big, Big P.S
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Wens, Normie, Ronald
Co-Founders of Epok.com
